Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

The only difference is i m not into all that freakin cirque de soleil stuff because i m as flexible as a two by four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen.

Funny 50th birthday slogans.

See more ideas about 50th birthday birthday 50th birthday party. Don t be jealous because i look this good at 50. I can t believe i m 50. After printed they can be framed and displayed on tables or simply hung up on the walls.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. Funny birthday wishes for men there is a silver lining on your head on the dark clouds of your hair. As you grow older it will avoid you. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon.

50 is the new 25 twice you are 18 262 days old. Funny 50th birthday sayings group 3. Fun is like life insurance. Wendy cope middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Now if only the senility hadn t wiped it all away. Im not old im youthfully challenged. See more ideas about 50th birthday quotes birthday quotes funny 50th birthday quotes. Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3.

Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. I can t remember what i forgot so don t ask. Happy birthday you old buzzard. Lets celebrate with a bottle of prune juice.

I m not 50 i m 18 with 32 years experience. The older you get the more it costs. Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. This 50th birthday sign pack includes four 8x10 digital signs.

Old age is like underwear. Im 50 and feel great. Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20. It creeps up on you anon.

50th birthday quotes about middle age. Franklin pierce adams. Jul 24 2017 explore missy shellman s board 50th birthday sayings on pinterest. Let s crack open a bottle of prune juice.

Looking 50 is great if your 60. Your wild oats have just turned to porridge. It took me 50 years to look this good. May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest.

Senior moment in progress. 50 is the five perfect 10s. I m aiming by the time i m fifty to stop being an adolescent. 50th birthday slogans generator happy 50.

Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday. This is the salt and pepper style that makes you look charming turning 50.